Services & Accommodations

Services Included in Monthly Rate

• 24/7 care and supervision by screened, qualified, trained caregivers
• Assistance with dressing, bathing, and hygiene—as needed. We support independence while offering respectful, attentive care.
• Varying menu of home-cooked, dietitian-approved meals & snacks served in the dining area 3x daily
• Laundry & housekeeping services
• Wellness assessments by licensed nurses
• Individualized service plans based on needs assessed by experienced RN
• Ongoing communication with family— call or text as often as you like
• Assistance to set up home health, hospice, therapy services, transportation & additional caregivers.

Amenities Included in Monthly Rate

• Scheduled daily activities.
• Nearby park for exercise and outdoor activities. We are within walking distance of the Harahan Park of Heroes
• Access to creative activities
• On site Communion every Sunday (often with homemade treats from two sweet church ladies)
• Caregivers have 24/7 access to RN
• On site visits by Nurse Practitioner if desired –healthcare without leaving the comfort of the man cave
• Special recipes by a CIA trained chef. (Yes, the Culinary Institute of America one. Not the spy one)

Optional Services Available at Additional Cost

• Medication administration by licensed nurses (so meds are taken on time and the guys can focus on debating which teams are going to the playoffs)
• Transportation to appointments (Need a ride? We can arrange that. No stops at the strip club. We have to draw the line somewhere)
• Hairdresser services (to keep his locks looking legendary. His hair (or what’s left of it) will thank him!
• On-site podiatry appointments (cuz men’s toenails are best left to a professional with an electric sander)
• Urinary catheter management (basics included but since a nurse owns the place we can figure something out)
• Short term stays– kinda like going to camp.  Need a place to stay for just  a few days or weeks? Our daily residents receive the same services and amenities. (medication administration up to twice daily is included)

We offer just-right support—dressing, bathing, and hygiene help when it’s needed, and a watchful eye that knows when to step in (and when to let him figure it out).

Our licensed nurses provide quiet wellness check-ins to catch concerns early—nothing disruptive (because no one wants to feel like a science experiment).

He’ll enjoy real meals made by real people—bacon included—served where and how he likes it. We handle laundry and housekeeping (because let’s be honest, he probably wouldn’t), and we keep the days lively with seasonal celebrations and activities—even if he’s just here for the pie.

Accommodations Included in Monthly Rate

• Choice of single or double-occupancy room (Often roommates can foster positive social interaction)
• Private en suite bathroom option 
• Most furniture and linen (provided if desired)
• ADA (wheelchair) accessible main bathroom and outdoor area – no obstacle course here!
• Utilities, cable and high speed wi-fi internet to easily stay connected to his favorite shows, news & conspiracy theories